June 2012
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May 2012
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Actually do the homework. Teacher doesn't collect...
vinegartits:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
andasblog:
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
Click here for my foot up your ass.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
There's a beautiful town in Holland with no roads.
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
A ghost could be humping you right now and you...
odianne:
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial where’s the wikihow page
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canklequeen:
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle